ithaca high school

monke go ooooooo ooo aaa aaa in the j building hallway

i screeched and the noise of my feet repeatedly hitting the floor became ear-deafening

OOOOO OOOOO AAAAA AAAA

plunk plunk plunk plunk

IOOOOOOO AAAAAAA

the rats began to emerge and Mr. Prokosch arrived with his bare hands and began to trap all the rats

Then, Ms. Hardesty, who had hit a kid with a toyota corolla 2013 back in 2012, showed up in her toyota corolla 2013

OOOOOOO OOOOOOO AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE said the monke as ms hardesty hit them with her car

the end

Ms. Hardesty committed vehicular manslaughter at Ithaca High School

by monkeatihs March 19, 2021

Marana High School

The school in the middle of the desert

Where the hicks gather

Where the crackheads partay
And where the Mormons Cult

Marana High School:
“In the ghetto ratata”
“No means no!”

“#MHS tigers roar.”
“#Vape Nation”

by anonymous September 11, 2021

Woodinville High School

Woodinville High School isn't your ordinary school, It's full of real ones. Often referred to as "whs", the only slimez you will see here in the cold, harden walls of whs is killas, drug dillaz, hoes, and your once in a while nerd. The bathrooms are referred to as the Bando, and the first floor is the projects. Go into the Multi Gender Bathroom (The Traphouse), and you will find the greatest smoke circle of your life. *HIGH GANG VIOLENCE AND ACTIVITY*

"You know how many drugs were found in Woodinville High Schools Bando?"
"nah young OG"
"yeah 12 caught some killas in da trap"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX September 12, 2021

Barbe high-school

A group of pathetic people who are boring and try-hards. They strive for destruction and drama because they have nothing better to do. All girls are thots or losers. All guys try to be players or gangsters.

Hey you see that wanna-be-gangster over there?
Nah bro that's just a barbe high-school student

Omg a senior wants to date me!
Shut up Victoria, you're a sophomore at barbe high-school

by Ghngmasof,!? August 28, 2021

Amherst High School

A school full of fake people. Most girls are orange, has small tits, no ass, and is just as much a whore as any girl they've talked shit about. Most guys are douchebags, going to eventually dropout, has huge gauges, does any kind of drug they can get their hand on, and probably will never get a decent, respectable job. Despite the epic fail for a football team, people are still proud of it, and players talk like their shit doesn't stink. A place where drugs fly around about as much as rumors do. If you like to jump on the Fucktard Bandwagon, Amherst High School is the place for you.

Fag A: "Did I just see an Oompa Loompa?"

Fag B: "Naw, just some girl from Amherst High School."

by crabsarebadman April 12, 2012

high school jumpoff

A party where your entire high school student body attends and completely fucks up a person's house usually causing the host to "jumpoff" their house and kill themselves.

Tom held a massive party after finals and jumped off his roof when his grandmothers ashes were destroyed. All of his friends learned that they should never have a high school jumpoff.

by David Eisele July 25, 2006

Hightstown High School

located in hightstown nj, (the doughnut hole of east windsor) not a bad high school, had some good times but gotta make your own fun. we whiteout at football games, find anyway out of running around the track at gym, say words and phrases like "given" "not even yo" "shisty" "htown" "needle dick" "lets merk" "scoop" or "scurrrrp" and "we about to squad up". we got a lot of school spirit and get hyped up when other schools talk shit, rival against west windsor, rville, and peddie cause its in OUR town. all shit aside though, htown is the place to be. you should love where u came from.

"there are a lot of needle dicks at Hightstown High School"

"lets whiteout tn for the Hightstown High School football game. Kick Hopewells ass"

by dutchme69 October 5, 2011