Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.

so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome

by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023

HAM

HAM = stands for Hollie and Sam , a perfect match made in heaven , 2 love birds at heart

Oh they are so Ham

by I don’t know heheh October 9, 2023

Ham

HAM = stands for hollie and sam , but it’s not to be

Sam is Leagues below

Very below of Ham

by Heheheheh haha October 16, 2023

Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.

"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"

by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023