Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

Sam I Ham

Sam I Am but ham.

"I am Sam, Sam I Ham"

"Have you seen Sam I Ham today?"

by Shanspareigon April 23, 2024

ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts

John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it

by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016

Ham

A word created when a girl named Michelle was going to say something else but accidently said ”ham” and are nowadays a word used for absolutely no reasons. It started as an internal joke but ended up as a word everyone says all the time.

Lucas: ”How did the test go ham?”.
Michelle: ”Good ham”.
Lucas: ”Ham I'm so proud of you”.
Michelle: ”Thanks ham you”.

by Luclin January 28, 2022

hams

A butt, a glute, 🍗🍗

Look at those hams girl

by darrel2223 February 13, 2023

HAM 5S

The official code for being a bit unethical, usually used in the context of an insult

Those tarred with this phrase usually are implied to still be breastfeeding despite being an adult.

don't be a massive HAM 5S and you're 28 and still breastfeeding?

by jonnyb510 November 24, 2020

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023