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Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"
"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."
by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025
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grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!
When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.
by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025
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Greasy tup

A person of European decent with fair skin afflicted with ephelides also characterized as having fair hair usually the everlasting color of a clear tupperware bowl after you eaten spaghetti from it just one time. synonyms: ginger, carrot top, fire crotch.
That was the nicest little "greasy tup" that i've ever spoken to I thought they weren't supposed to have souls....
by Reapers_Gambit March 18, 2025
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Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together
"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Greaser

While sitting on a bucket full of lacrosse balls, you fart and or shit in the bucket, creating the greaser
John and Bob made hella greasers today during the game.
by jett2grippy April 28, 2025
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Greaseshot

When you and your partner rub bacon grease onto each other and the male ejaculates a thick greasy substance onto the partner and licks it off her
I hit my girl with the greaseshot combo she loved me
by Thetroy420 April 29, 2025
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Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
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