Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

free Freaking fuck

Someone that is pretty much worthless to you Nevertheless they will serve to satisfy your sexual desires

Mr. or Ms Smith is a useless piece of shit but I can use him or her as a free freaking fuck

by Sampam1401 May 29, 2021

free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation

If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.

by Arsemunky September 1, 2016

guts in free fall

When you first are surprised that one you love deeply is leaving forever, it feels like your body stayed on the plane but feel your guts in free fall!

When l found out Rosalind was leaving, l felt my guts in free fall!

by I, Wreckerrr July 25, 2021

Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.

Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.

by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020

free trial of death

sleep

Son: Hey, when's Dad's free trial of death going to be over?
Mom: Sigh, why can't you just call it sleep, like a normal person?

by SomeCaliGirl June 23, 2022

Free Dub Maddy

An ugly girl who only steals kills and gets free wins in Fortnite.

FREE DUB MADDY

by free dub July 31, 2019