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Wake and Fake 

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

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National post a fake ass friend day

National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day”
Oh, I better post Ella then”

National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake 

Ur mom and Jenna are protected this month from all of those haters
Ur mom and Jenna are protected and national National This is the only national thing this month everything else is fake

fake-me-out

Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.
I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.
fake-me-out by antipatches3030 January 12, 2004
when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.
i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night
Pump Fake by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011