Have your cock and eat it too. 

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

Have your cock and eat it too. by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012

i'm gonna eat your foot 

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.

I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!

i'm gonna eat your foot by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017

how to eat the booty 

First, you spread the cheeks.
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga

1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"

how to eat the booty by XaniDefinez October 18, 2017

Go eat yourself 

An alternative to other phrases like "bite me" "eat me" "fuck you" or "fuck off

Perv: So baby... whadda say you and me...

Lady: GO EAT YOURSELF! >:l

Go eat yourself by Faye Von Castro July 9, 2011

i want to eat the whole cake 

I want to eat that ass

Hey girl I want to eat the whole cake

i want to eat the whole cake by Daddycolby February 17, 2019

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday 

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown

You know what they say… don’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday by Pooptoppertuesday August 25, 2021

bite to eat 

a lunch, a snack, food...

We can grab a bite to eat at the arena. They sell snacks there.

bite to eat by VAKI5 May 9, 2005