cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

cum armour

the armour made from having to much fun last night

+ 69 light armour

(muffled video game chat)

MOM: starts screaming
Person 1: did MOM find the cum armour
person 2:yep there goes my light armour to fuck the bully

by frozen cum September 22, 2021

Cum Bait

Tricking a girl into thinking your gonna bust.

"Ohhh, Ohhh, I think im gonna cum" Says jimmy.

"PULL OUT!" says samantha

"HA HA, JUST KIDDING, YOU JUST GOT CUM BAITED" says jimmy

by ChrissyDog July 27, 2021

Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

cum bomb

the act of ejaculating in a napkin and throwing it at someone

i hit that kid with a cum bomb bigger than heroshima

by deezbignutz69420 February 17, 2022

Cum muncher

When you cum in your mouth and then eat it

My brother is a cum muncher

by CaptainVanos February 22, 2022

Cum Busket

The Ultimate "Cum" back

OH GODDAMMIT I GOT GARANDTHUMB YOU CUM BUSKET

by Mr.Snegro June 12, 2021