Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.

Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????

by Pharbie October 31, 2018

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Drum and cum

The act of simultaneously jerking off two cocks at the same time in your mouth.

Tracy was really into that bukkake. She really knows how to drum and cum.

by rellooooo December 2, 2013

Coochie Cum

When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.

Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.

by Prince de Clout May 22, 2019

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

Cum Syringe

when one nuts laying down with the penis erect at a 90 degree angle. the cum shoots out and comes back down landing back into the japseye. The cum has now been soaked up back into the penis. Aka. The Cum Syringe. This move is commonly used during NoNutNovember as a ‘free pass’ because the Cum Syringe tactic doesn’t fully classify as a ‘nut’.

friend: yo dude how’s No Nut November going?
you: I almost broke the other day homie but I did The Cum Syringe and got that nut back so I’m still going strong.

by thecumwhisperer August 9, 2019

Cum and Feathered

Similar to the ritualistic act of "Tar and Feathering". The victim will receive a coating of the participants cum, preferably on the face and immediately followed by a handful of feathers. Exploding Feathered pillow blow to the face is the preferred method.

Dude 1: "..so I totally left that Bitch looking like a chicken!"

Dude 2: "lmfao?! How so?"

Dude 1: "The classic CUM AND FEATHERED method!"

Dude 2: "Ahh yes, the classic CUM AND FEATHERED method"

by RacinJason December 13, 2018