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Cracker

by You wouldn't get it September 1, 2020
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pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures
by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008
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Cracker Jack

A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008
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crackerbarrelism

believing racism against whites is real, usually believed by racist white kids (usually cisgender-heterosexual)
April: Ken said that racism against white people is real.
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist
by deltaxx_ December 3, 2020
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Cracker ee my foo

A saying amongst drunk white guys that act like they're black, when one steals and eats the others food. Must be said in a fairly quick way, as to almost sound like Chinese.
Damn, that cracker ee my foo!!!
by mike gaffney November 24, 2007
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cracker jack

humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist
ive never seen such a crack shot with a knife...hes a cracker jack
by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006
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cracker

hey cracker,enuff with the lewensky, turn around and bend over...
by wheresallthewhitewomen October 7, 2008
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