Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

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coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.

Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

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coca-hola

The substance the drips out of the anus post ejaculation— cum usually mixed with fecal particulate matter and potentially blood.

Dude: I love to lick that first drip of coca-hola after I cum in your asshole.

by pinkylolz June 15, 2025

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Cocaine Cuck

a person who purchases the merchandise, but can’t partake and watches everyone else toot in front of him and enjoys it

A friend bought cocaine for his buddies party but since he is a cuck, watches them for enjoyment instead of doing it himself. Hence we call him a cocaine cuck

by Jonny bananas July 24, 2025

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Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

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