child

Son or daughter.

Child.

by Ramparilli June 15, 2023

love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.

person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!

by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022

Freaky child

Someone that is very picky with their food, as pale as a ghost, and does random and weird things

Charlie, you're a freaky child. Why can't you be like Bill?

by FlameableGhost March 4, 2017

child

lunch

Guy 1: what you brought for lunch
Guy 2:a sandwhich what about you guy 3

guy 3:a child

by reddit is basically pornhub March 24, 2021

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021

Child

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.

I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.

by Dairo11 October 22, 2022

Momma’s child

Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.

kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.

You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.

You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.

I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.

by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023