Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 09, 2020
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canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis
"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"
by SLIGE MAN March 17, 2018
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Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.
"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"
by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020
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Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
by Slicenic July 25, 2021
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Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
by Fudreaux May 29, 2011
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Canadian Maverick

When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
by Fudreaux May 29, 2011
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Canadian Moment

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."
by DuckMoment December 22, 2021
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