Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare

Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes

by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020

Commander Chaos

A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.

Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck

by CaptainSlothy February 11, 2020

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020

commandantpart

Field marshal of Canadian armed forces, dumb, can't even plan an attack against a 20 members group, known for sucking tia's dick

Do the commandantpart and (INSERT BAD FM JOKE HERE)

by Sirisex June 7, 2020

Commanda

When a female does not wear underwear. Feminine of commando. Also known as free lipping.

Her pussy was hanging out of her shorts because she was going commanda.

by Joe Schmoee79 July 11, 2020