Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.
That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.
That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.
by anonymous December 27, 2025
Get the Christmas Perineum mug.A currently dying holiday that gets less and less exciting each year it passes. Christmas used to be about celebrating the coming of Jesus, but it has since shifted to receiving presents and gifts and eating Christmas Cookies until you get fat.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.
Person Number 1: bro, is it just me or is Christmas not nearly as exciting as the last few years?
Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro
Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro
by Tg223P December 27, 2025
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by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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