beard gnar

Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.

Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"

by Ivan McKinnock March 10, 2018

Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018

beardingly

• Scruff - Hasn't shaved in a bit.
• Bearding - A man trying to grow a beard.
• Beard - facial hair. That looks amazing.
• Beardly - has great facial hair and grooms it great.
• Beardingly - A man with amazingly epic facial hair.

This man can take your wife, your daughter, your son (if he's gay), your job whatever without even trying because he looks fucking cool.

This man drinks the finest meats and eats the finest wines. He makes normal men feel like women.

Beardingly is the 3rd evolution of a man with facial hair.

"Jim only had scruff on his face till one day he said he didn't care. 2 weeks later he showed up with a bearding. Another week goes by, he now has a nice beard. a month, now he's beardingly. This man looks amazing. He has every right to fuck me."

by Tarrabyte August 28, 2018

Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

Beardpliment

V. The act of complimenting one's beard.

He said my beard was nice. I got a beardpliment!

by Phoenix435 January 3, 2019

beardbag

teabagging someone with your beard instead of your nuts.

That manly lumberjack over there probably beardbags his girlfriend all the time!

by Vlad Diesel February 11, 2019