bum egg 

verb - he she it is an egg.
comes from the latin bumeus eggeus. is an extreme of the formal insult egg. taken that they are not only of a geeky persuasion but raises some question of their sexual preferance. may be used in many circles.

"Bill, can i have your rubber to erase this drawing of a penis?"
"No, because you will most likely lose it"
"hmmph! your such a bum egg!"

bum egg by jade October 19, 2004

bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

bum fluff by Ross January 31, 2003

bum stitches 

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

bum stitches by oracle March 12, 2004

bum a smoke

To insert a lit cigarette in one's anus, and then fart with the intention of lighting the fart. Most often done with the lit end facing out, but can done lit end inside.

Originally a hazing ritual performed by British headmasters on boarding school students.

"Say, mate, can I bum a smoke?"

bum a smoke by A Nussbaum April 25, 2007

bum rush 

the incidence of a man being anal rape mostly in prison
bum rushing usually ends in one or both members deficating

when nick got bum rushed he nearly shat his pants

bum rush by fryar tuck December 15, 2007

bum roll 

when you dress up as a bum and every slope that is 5 degrees or more slanted you roll down it in a bum like fashion.

Bums use this "bum roll" because they are too poor for other means of transportation and it is quick, easy travel.

bum roll by bobby lobster October 11, 2004

bum rush 

A term used to describe someone who is all out and willing to go completly crazy at something/someone. Term comes from COD act of running crazy around and inside everywhere, and just trying to get kills even though the opposite team might be in big groups/camping.

Dude forget this stupid thing, im just gonna bum rush this place and try to make it.

bum rush by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS November 19, 2010