batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2014

battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.

Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.

by shitty dick June 27, 2014

batting thru

Staying at lunch through the work day, then going home straight from the restaurant or pub (hopefully, with alcohol involved).

I often get way too buzzed at lunch and end up batting thru instead of going back to the office.

by benito ricohombre August 8, 2014

Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).

Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.

by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016