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Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 9, 2018
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Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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inside joke

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible
by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019
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joke

Person 1 - yo im big doa oyk emk and gdk
Person 2- omg so funny🔫💥💥💥💥
Person 1- it was a joke
Micheal jordan- stop it get sum help we need to stop gang violence
by jokëf January 26, 2023
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Asher Joke

A joke so unfunny that you pray the person who told its uncle touches them.
The whole room went silent after hearing the Asher joke.
by chigga12345 April 14, 2024
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Jokes up

Heeeeeell naw
Person 1: Can you take a few dollars off?
Person 2: Jokes up foo
by Runtz Gvng August 8, 2025
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Walid jokes

a joke only a certain group finds funny and are only laughing because they’re simply friends with the person making the joke or in simple words a joke that isn’t funny
yo shawty cuddling ur bro ain’t gay I like men I’m not gay -walid jokes
by Firas324 July 27, 2021
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