April 7

This is National love your family day. Appreciate what all they do for you and tell them you love them.

Daughter- I love you
Mom- I love you too
Dad- What’s this all about?
Daughter- It’s April 7!

by 22-qt April 6, 2020

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April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day

“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake”

by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020

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April 30

The day the fucking prankester was born, never mess with that nigga, he be strong and will screw you up

Damn bro he was probably born on April 30 thats our King

by Dirtycumslut September 6, 2020

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April 15th

The day that the best girl in the world popped out of her mama's vajay jay.

Today is April 15th move out the way mother truckers!!!!

by THICCERS October 16, 2020

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April 24

national beat the shit out of r@pists / self defense day.

it takes only 7 pounds to rip an ear off.

fuck all those basement dwelling tiktok boys who thought it was "cool" to make a "r@pe day".

person 1: it's april 24th

person 2: time to go beat the shit out of rapists

by httpscherry April 29, 2023

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