short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 19, 2018

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 19, 2018

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 01, 2022

sluty shorts

Shorts that show a hella lotta ass.

John: dammmn rebecca's lookin good with them sluty shorts on
Kyle: yeah man, shes thick as

by SlutySarah March 11, 2017

Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by June 04, 2021

T-shorts

A short-sleeved T-shirt. long-sleeved T-shirts have now been cancelled.

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! WHERE ARE ALL MY T-SHORTS???
the dog ate them.

by pseudootter February 18, 2023