Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.

You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.

by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023

Dick Wrestle

Similar to an arm wrestle. Except both people grab onto one penis and try to get it on one side.

He told me I wasn't strong so I beat him in dick wrestle

by anonymous April 26, 2022

Dicked me

When something or someone got the best of you.

*watching the Notebook* That movie really dicked me *cries*

by Kydakilla August 3, 2023

phantom dick energy

(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."

He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!

by maryncanary November 3, 2023

Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020

Small Dick

Annson has the smallest dick known to man kind i should know i fucked it

Person: Bro is that annson?
person: Yea i heard he had a small dick

person : go figure.....

( annson was asian btw )

by lildickus_101 May 14, 2023