Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

Donkey Dick

A very surprisingly large penis.

That man has a donkey dick, call him Donkey Dick Defler

by hamsandy October 22, 2023

dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Dick

An annoying person who likes to be a Dick . He or she will go up to you and possible find the most annoying way to piss you off. A Dick can also mean a men's penis the long sausage on the middle of your massive or Tiny Penis is a Dick there is also Balls attached to your Dick or Sausage.

Dude stop being such a Dick.

You have a tiny Dick.

by ZephFurry November 26, 2019

Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

by scivibes August 20, 2025

dick man

when you feel like your a dick

Me: im a dick man

Friend: what

Me: its when you feel like a dick

Friend: oh... ok

by Minecraft gamer 123 May 23, 2020