Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 11, 2022

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Shit roll up hill

when a guy stronger hurts you mentally and physically, so you knock out a person stronger than him.

Guy: a guy from grade 11 hurt me, but i refused to tell
Guy 2: Whadja do?
Guy: I knocked out the strongest guy on the ground and threatened to knock anyone if they dared to give me shit!, even the guy that knocked me out thought he was next, now i'm king of pain
Guy 2: Didja get caught
Guy: even the principal thought his life was on the line. i make shit roll up hill

by your best idiot April 08, 2010

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shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard

This shit fucks hard

by Hahshshshdjssndb October 03, 2022

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Shit guzzler

Person that likes to guzzle down on shit for pleasure or money or both

I heard hailey is a shit guzzler might see if I can get her to guzzle my shit

by Shit guzzler March 04, 2023

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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time March 22, 2018

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