Cremate your future kids

yes

Cremate your future kids

by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021

Your mom

win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.

by ooo shit November 13, 2021

Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.

Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.

by echoAwoo May 16, 2022

keep your soup

An acronym for kys (Kill yourself), used to avoid punishment

Dillon, can you please keep your soup

You should keep your soup

by Killakeemstar March 4, 2017

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

they're gay your honor

when to homosexuals realize they like each other

Person 1: i love you lucas
Person 2: they're gay your honor

by renishere April 18, 2023

midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015