shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy

You better give me back my money you little shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

screebin yo shit

the act of exploding ur semen on the side of a women

im screebin my shit on you my bad.
are you screebin yo shit on me?

by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Dog shit

short term for a young rich nigga

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia

by Xynkota December 28, 2023

Shit Rats

Stray cats that roam the pærk and pee on the bake sale food. Have sex in public and reproduce more shit rats.

Corey, Trevor go round up all the shit rats.

by Nicole & Lauren July 1, 2022

Shit-ton

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017