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teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.
I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!
by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017
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Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz
by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022
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Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.
"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.
by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017
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Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.
Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!
by NineEleven October 14, 2025
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Shit

*In urban slang, this is a very complex & versatile word. It’s intended meaning will depend highly on context in which it’s used. (At times, may be unclear.)

**May potentially be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

1. Adj. Meaning that something is either very good or very bad.

1a.) When preceded by the words ‘the, that, this’ etc., (“the shit”) this phrase indicates the subject being referred to should be regarded as really good or desirable. (Interchangeable with “the bomb.” )
1b.) When used as a stand alone description word or to articulate an opinion, without the preceding words ‘the, that, this’ etc. this indicates the subject to be of poor quality, considered to be bad, indifferent or undesirable. (Also “crap” or “blah”)

2.) Noun or Verb. Used as a response of indifference. As if to say ‘nothing’ or ‘nothing important.’

3.) Used as a proclamation of emotion. May be positive or negative, indicated by context & infection of voice.

**This is only an example of some of the ways this word has been adapted to mean many many things, and most likely has many other entries/examples that could also be included.
1a.) “This sandwich is THE SHIT!” (I really like it or it’s really good. )

1b.) “Man, that game was SHIT!” (I didn’t like it, it was no good, of low quality.)

2.) Friend asks

What are you doing tonight?”

You respond with

“ shit.”

*This indicates you’re doing nothing, you don’t have plans or you’ll be doing nothing of importance. Generally may be followed up with, “why, what’s up?” - as in, I’m not doing anything important (if there’s something better available ) why? What do you have in mind or what’s going on?

3.) “SHIT!” - shouted when someone recalls something important they forgot to do. As in, oh no! Or replaceable with “damn!”

“Oh shit.” In a manor or sympathetic response to a story. Illustrating the listeners empathy, opinion or acknowledgement.

“Shhiiit” As if to say ‘I don’t believe that’ or ‘I don’t agree.’ Or even ‘I’m surprised (subject) wasn’t worse/different/more’ etc.
by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021
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Schrödinger's shit

When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.
Damn it, he left a Schrödinger's shit, I can't believe I have to plunge someone else's crap.
by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022
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Shit

An anal hole boottttyyyyyyy silkfhjlzksd
by Demon Child 95 February 2, 2023
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