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fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
by mie July 26, 2014
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Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.
Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.
by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025
mugGet the Dog Shit decisionsmug.

Piece of shit

by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020
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Shit

The diet food we all self produce. The perfumed mouthwash for horny little boys.
Guaranteed to get you a date as sperm food
Have a great big sniff of our wonderful shit. To those under 21 irs virological sex.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed
Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!
by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020
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