shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 13, 2023

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Shit-faced

hammered; blotto; loaded; wasted; smashed (really drunk)

He drank a 26er of whiskey and was shit-faced.

by Howdeedoodee December 22, 2018

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When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

by Zjman July 06, 2018

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When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) June 08, 2012

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Shitted over means to be wronged, the victim of a minor injustice, disrespected, passed over at work or in other competitive environment.

Examples: Tom got the promotion; I got shitted over. The barista really shitted me over; my coffee doesn't have any chocolate sprinkles.

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When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021

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A man or woman who appears to be well built and large but in reality are full of steroids and liquid mass.

"In his day Arnie was a big man, now the modern body builders are built like a shit duckhouse"

by Lazlobane June 25, 2017

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