Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

white people shit

an activity commonly done by caucasion people

skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?

by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

fuckin' that shit up

that annoying ass thing ur friends say when ur eating a good meal

"Damnnn, you're fuckin' that shit up!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRENCE"

by vijustdoesntsee October 11, 2024

shit was so cash

describing a dope moment in life

tj: yo nate nigga wassup
nate: ay dude how'd it go?
tj: we immediately went to the parking lot, and she just looked at me and BOOM instant head, shit was SO cash nigga

by apfelkuchensite October 14, 2024

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024

I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍

I love to shit on you :)

by Bad C dev November 6, 2024