Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

later dick

Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.

Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.

by Rev1318 April 2, 2017

Dick nipple

A very vulgar and friendly name to call someone if they are being dumb and unnecessary at the moment

Why are you over there

The exit is this way dick nipple

by Chulosalvaje April 4, 2017

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Billy-Dicked

When you use your dick as a billy club to hurt someone.

Did you hear Jamal billy-dicked Shaniqua! It was crazy, blood everywhere!

by AngriestOldMan April 6, 2017

loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.

Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.

by Momdix April 7, 2017