by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021
October 5th
This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!
This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!
Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"
Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."
Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"
Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"
Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."
Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"
Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"
by Definitely not a Sam October 05, 2021
by Bignutwhore June 23, 2020
Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
by Listentomuzic07 February 08, 2014
An amazing person that I love who gave me an amazing b-day gift and now i pray 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🤝🤝🤝🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🙏🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐who always puts effort into my stuff and i appreciate him for who he is and did i mention is amazing??? now the world shall see how amazing you are and shall love you too
by shsjskwkwkdheusjd July 26, 2021
by perfectoerfectperfect April 19, 2023
Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 08, 2013