Nathan

some dumbass who eats Gerber's Baby food.

Nathan would put canned food in the microwave to heat it up

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Nathan

Nathan, Asian Nathans especially. Nathan is a caring person who understands when people are going through hard times based on what he has gone through in the past but, he doesn’t have the words to comfort them. Nathan is a night person. Nathan is smart but acts dumb, only because it’s his way of trying to get attention from others and making his friends laugh. Even when Nathan’s friends or random people do something annoying, he restrains himself from getting aggressive and lashing out on the person and instead laughs it off. Eats ice... don’t know why but Nathans do. Nathan’s a person who becomes happy based on if his friends are happy. Nathan isn’t great at socializing, with random people and even friends. Nathan is a person where if you name a topic he thought a lot about, he’d start talking about it endlessly and stops with, “and yeah... .” If you are a Nathan but you’re any other race but Asian, most of what I listed is untrue for y’all.

Person: Yo Nathan. you’re so fat *lmao*
Nathan: Haha, I know. I’m actually trying to lose it and get shredded, I’m working on a calorie deficit right now and I’m like on the 5th- *5 hours later* I’ve also did a 3 mile jog earl-
Person: *snoring* oh, are you done yet?

by bigblacknibbaballsHD November 21, 2021

Nathan

A Nathan is someone who is 5’1 and weighs no more than 94lbs. They’re someone who can’t take a joke, lives off of mommy and daddy’s money, and is in a constant state of denial. You’d have to stoop to their level both physically and in terms of standards to date one; rocking the classic brown hair blue eyes stereotype, Nathan is one of the fugliest people you’ll ever meet and his presence alone is enough to make cyanide look appetizing. Being enabled by his parents his entire life has caused him to develop a severe case of victim mentality, and despite being the problem, will walk away and cry in hopes of being comforted. He’s an annoying individual who watches Percy Jackson without headphones and lacks the ability to talk to women outside of the ones who live in his house (his mom and his dog). Despite needing to change, he probably won’t; Nathans seem to lack the emotional capacity to recognize their own mistakes. They’re immature, loud, bad at geometry, and going to end up by themselves because spending too much time around a Nathan can cause suicidal thoughts. Needing the validation of the people around them, Nathans are emotionally and mentally draining. His friends most definitely have a diss track written about him.
Life skills: none
Bitches: none

Person A: “I feel nothing but contempt when I look at Nathan.”
Person B: “It’s giving ‘probably going to die alone.’”

by xggomxlxggo February 11, 2024

Nathan

Nathan
A good person
Funny and silly beyond belief
THE laugh to be around is in Nathan.
His eyes are like a bullseye. Once you look, there is no turning back. Once you hit that bullseye, you’re a goner.

Nathan is a loyal best friend who sticks up for you.

Knows how to grow a beard and keep himself looking groomed and on point.

He loves football and Colorado.

He is my love.

He lifts me up in times of need and never ceases to amaze me. Nathan is a one and only.

Oh Nathan? He is mine. Forever & Always.

by QueenOfHearts777 June 8, 2024

nathan

it is a children that is a person ill and retarded and wants to kill

I ran from a Nathan

by nathiel1234 March 31, 2022

Nathan

The kind of guy to not do any work and just watch starcraft videos. He's also a stingy cunt so don't ask him for a pen

Teacher: Oi anon get to work
Anon: I can't I don't have a pen. Nathan can I borrow a pen
Nathan: Nah fuck off I'm watching "hectic 20000 iq starcraft plays that will make ur cock hard"

by anøn November 12, 2018

Nathan

a male who does not know the meaning of going out with someone.

Nathan didn't want to go out with Sophie so he said that he didn't know what going out meant

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018