anøn's definitions

Nathan

The kind of guy to not do any work and just watch starcraft videos. He's also a stingy cunt so don't ask him for a pen

Teacher: Oi anon get to work
Anon: I can't I don't have a pen. Nathan can I borrow a pen
Nathan: Nah fuck off I'm watching "hectic 20000 iq starcraft plays that will make ur cock hard"

by anøn November 12, 2018

Marlowe

The biggest schmuck to ever walk the earth. He gets way too many girls.

Person 1: how can such a dog get so many girls.
Person 2:ikr he's such a Marlowe.

by anøn November 11, 2018

Giona

Fucking dumbshit with a 3 cm penis. Kinda guy to fail NNN in the first couple of seconds. His religion is Mia Khalifa BJ videos.

Student 1: Yo that cunts so fucking horny all the time. What's his name
Student 2: Ohhhh that's Giona.

by anøn November 13, 2018