The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Shit Extruder

Another name for one’s asshole. The anus.

I just blew lunch out my shit extruder.

She tried to shove her finger in my shit extruder last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.

Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?

by Lifs July 10, 2023

shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016

Thot shit

A song that megan thee stallion made and the song really give hot bitchy girl vibes

"Hands on my kneed shaking ass on my thot shit , post me a pic ,finna make me a profit"

by Just a radom persone_225 November 13, 2021

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 July 25, 2007