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toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea
She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift
by splob February 23, 2022
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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skibidi toilet premier watching

a large group of indivisuals who shank volleyball every so oftenand have certain memories of going to the beach, going on picnics, eating ramen, going to 哥哥 and 弟弟s house and have yet to watch the haikyuu movie, which ironically, is the whole reason for this group, and will loose their mother soon
skibidi toilet premier watching friendgroup is so cool lal
by ateaspilled April 28, 2024
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
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