crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

Piping

A sexual act, commonly done by sucking the cum off of a man's dick from the tip only like an Indian pipe circle, putting one's face towards the sky and spit-taking it like smoke or mist.

While she was sucking on the tip, I nat and she started piping it into the air man, most beautiful shit I've ever seen.

by Noonis September 4, 2018

SKIN PIPE

A nicer, more mature way of speaking about a mans genitals.

Keeping it PG.

'Oi mate get yer skin pipe out'

'Yeah I sKiN pIpEd her so hard man'

'No, I wasn't too fond of him when he got his skin pipe out...'

by skinpipe October 3, 2018

pipe stank

fluid that is stank and that comes out of a pipe

Tyron: Hey tyrone you got some pipe stank coming out of yo anus there
Tyrone: Thanks for tellin' me tyron

by Random nibba November 19, 2017

Pipe Cleaner

When one man fucks another man's penis.

The manoeuvre requires two erect dicks; the first one being held steady by the recipient as the second one is forced into the first one's urethra.

Pipe Cleaning requires a tremendous amount of preparation to pull off, mainly a lot of breathing and urethra stretching excersizes by a willing recipient.

Pipe Cleaning is an extreme evolution of "Docking".

Man 1: "Fancy getting fucked up the piss hole?"
Man 2: "A Pipe Cleaner? Sign me up."

by Flingbot Shitsmear May 18, 2015

lemme pipe

Lemme fuck pretty much

Tim guess what bre lemme pipe her

by Bryl.33 January 4, 2023

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019