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Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.
Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?
by Yak December 12, 2003
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fuck the dog

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
by Alex87 July 23, 2008
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Dre Dog

Sickest MC on the left coast. Smokes fat-ass blunts while taking 8balls up the nose. He's a dodger and a ducker, ain't no clucker. Hangs with Sun Duck Kim down in the Castro with all the Chocolate Thai Skunk. Respect.
"The full moon's got me,
sittin' in the clock tower,
crosshair on those haters with my
finger touching on the power." -A.N.
by Mike Chillgod October 9, 2004
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Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."
I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.
by MartialV December 30, 2007
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dog wanker

Von (416) is a dog wanker.
by Alex January 18, 2004
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prarie dogging

Verb- The contraction of the ass sphincter to prevent an enormous shit from ejecting from the anus. The contraction usually takes place when the turd is slightly popped out. This contraction causes the turd to return inside the anus. Analogous to the motions of a prarie dog (hence the name) that sticks its head out of the ground and goes back into it.
Man i have to shit so bad that i'm prarie dogging.
by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004
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Dog Bowl

A type of penis puppetry in which a male stretches his scrotum out to its maximum elasticity; creating "bowl" to catch a big load that runs down his penis; then to have his partner lap the cum like a dog out of his scrotum bowl.
All the chicks love Brandon's dog bowl.
by Bigjaker December 4, 2013
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