Wet banana

To fuck in return of a gift or jenerouse act.

my wife fixed me an awsome dinner. in return i gave her the WET BANANA.

by a tribb March 30, 2009

banana split

to get the hell out of there

I'm gonna make like a banana and split

by Isaac January 05, 2004

CPT. Bananas

The Godly player of Counter Strike: Source who has taken it upon himself to lead the world of baddies to a new level. Most commonly known as, "The People's Champ," he often is found winning 150 maps in a row, and typically always Big #1 in the servers he graces with his presence.

"Do you guys know who CPT. Bananas is?"
"The people's champ, right?"

by almostasgood May 22, 2009

Man Banana

A banana with human like characteristics such as eyes, legs, arms, mouth, etc. Often associated with wisdom, joy, or happiness.

Man, look at that spectacular man banana walking around Madrid.

by Dean Hood March 27, 2010

The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 06, 2010

rotten banana

1; a lazy ugly guy or women that just sits on it's ass all day and bitches at random people.
2; a brown or black with yellow banana

look at that rotten banana sitting on that ugly couch

by buttcrackeater July 12, 2011

banana hammok

banana hammok is a phrase used to describe a pair of speedos or tight pants.

ie; wow! what an impressive banana hammok!

by del boy September 26, 2006