A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

Too Straight 

The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.

Andrew called Mason a dike but his comment is invalid because Mason holds the title of Too Straight

Too Straight by Sage Chaplin March 15, 2021

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick 

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Spicy Straight

A term that straight white girls use when facing a question of "What's your sexuality?" but wanna seem quirky. You'd often finding those girls using this with a side of "Kill all men!". They say that they're attracted to girls too but they would never date one. Actually, if you ever came out to a girl who's "Spicy straight" they would probably stay the hell away from you for the next couple of years in fear that you might fall in love with them. No one wants a taste of your vagina Stacy! Anyways, this term is quite offensive to actual people in the LGBTQ+ community so please don't seriously use this against sexuality hate crime.

Quirky Girl: I'm spicy straight
Lesbian girl: Please do shut the fuck up.

Spicy Straight by riI3y January 12, 2021

Digging straight down

A death wish.

Person 1: Let’s find a cave.
Person 2: Nah bro I’m digging straight down to bedrock.
Person 1: I didn’t know you were suicidal.

Digging straight down by Dr. Aygarra Long Chodeman August 8, 2019

organic straight 

preference of the opposite sex with the exclusion of transgender people and fake genders.

Ken is an organic straight dude.

organic straight by organic_straight_dude March 9, 2021

spicy straight

spicy straight is a term girls use when they aren’t bi but think women are pretty. they say this because they “hate” men. they would never date a girl. this term is very invalidating towards lesbians and bisexual women because being lgbt isn’t a trend for people who “hate” men. please respect lesbians and bisexual women and don’t use this term.

girl 1 what’s your sexuality?

girl 2 i’m spicy straight

girl 1 oh, so you invalidate lesbians and bisexual women?

spicy straight by lovenothate July 19, 2020