shoot

a word that your teacher says all day

teacher: why are you swearing?
teacher: no more swears. ok as i was saying, you have to SHOOT the ball into the net

by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

Shoot the J

–verb (used with and Object)
1. To ejaculate.
2. To eject semen.
3. To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm.

Last night I shoot the J on that hoe's face.

by Arli March 20, 2010

shootin around

for a guy to have sex with multiple girls throughout a short period of time.

Joel: Hey dude. You going to the party tonight?

Andy: Yeah, I plan on shootin around.

by Beckylie February 27, 2009

shooters drunk

the type of intoxication by alcohol in which one is destined to make poor decisions no matter the consequences. One may also end up shivering in the corner of a room or calling all female friends and inquiring about one's own unattractiveness.

Man, I was so shooters drunk last night I couldn't stand up straight.

That was destined to happen because he was so shooters drunk.

I will forever regret last night, for I was shooters drunk.

by SGW Melissa February 7, 2009

Shooting Jokes

If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!

Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!

by BoobyMaster123 July 13, 2009

Shoot Out the Lights

Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star

I got a gun my friend, sitting in the car
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights

by Death Menace March 14, 2023

National Joshah shoot your shot already day

On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).

Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*

by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020