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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016
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Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
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shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?
by Sexydimma December 27, 2017
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pajama shoes

When a female is asleep and she gets rammed in the asshole so hard she wakes up thinking you shoved a shoe up there.
I just pajama shoes my girlfriend in her sleep.
by Cmurda81 October 30, 2017
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Shoe

Shoe is a name for a prestigious young man in Ireland who has carved out his future as a vape analyst.
Shoe any tokes
by Eugene scallon December 18, 2022
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