Pre-Self Defence 

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.

Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes

Pre-Self Defence by James Frost February 20, 2011

Carousel of Self Pleasure 

Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.

-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.

Carousel of Self Pleasure by Erick Pineapple August 30, 2017

get on down with your bad self

this means to continue doing whatever u re doing cause its too cool and no one else can do it like you do

just get on down with your bad self!no one can stop you!

get on down with your bad self by QCCE May 20, 2018

Low self esteem 

Slut

Man A "Hey did you here about shelly"

Man B "No what happened"

Man A "Apparently she boarded the football bus and banged the whole team"

Man B "Dammm shame we missed out, I'd heard Shelley has low self esteem"

Low self esteem by Da_Real_JZ April 21, 2009

Spontaneous Self-Combustion 

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.

As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!

Spontaneous Self-Combustion by Globule July 3, 2005

note to self 

verbal form of mental indexing.
origins dating back to early 90's sitcom parker lewis can't lose who made use of "mental notes".

janes cable goes out. "note to self - call the cable company tomorrow."

note to self by yorail May 14, 2005

mindless self indulgence 

soundtrack to the life of a tormented suburban cry baby. Hell yeah... I love it!

....none needed

mindless self indulgence by Alex November 18, 2003