A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.
Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.
Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.
Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"
Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.
Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"
by heliumGAS October 14, 2018
Get the One Directionmug. where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.
the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch
or
here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
or
here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011
Get the one alphamug. In engineering culture, "plus one" is used to indicate agreement to a stated position, usually used during a sprint retrospective; emphasis takes the form of "plus N+1", where `$N>0 and $N<∞`, with the only acceptable (unobnoxious) form being "plus 2". The written form is always expressed in shorthand, or "+N", where `$N>0`.
"We can incentivize engineers, to write documentation, by making it a requirement of user story acceptance". Most of the ops team muttered "plus one" and went back to ignoring the PM; the mostly invisible technical writer, Stu, sat up and shrieked "plus a million" and then shrunk under the glare of the few frontend developers that bothered showing up.
by arnoldfriendly September 20, 2021
Get the plus onemug. you farted.
by eat_lightbulbs October 26, 2003
Get the cut onemug. A $1 bill that's so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men's public bathroom. It has little or no vending value whatsoever.
Waitress: And here's your change.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.
by Fastball35 August 14, 2011
Get the Urinal Onemug. by 735513 August 21, 2006
Get the one wordmug. by Killtheporr November 2, 2016
Get the One fingermug.