emo kid

A social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united. A true emo kid does not label him/herself as being "emo"...often this label is foisted on him or her against the alleged emo kid's will. True emo kids listen to whatever the hell music they feel like, and it is often poetic or expressive. Emo is not a clothing style, cutting your wrists, or being a frequent buyer at Hot Topic. Those who call themselves "emo" are most likely just trying to be "scene" and have really screwed up the genre through wearing generic, borderline gothic clothing that all their sad little friends wear.

FAKE EMO KID tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment. Is often rich and frequents expensive stores like Hot Topic to cultivate a flawless emo image. May go so far as to draw fake scars in strategic locations so as to look depressed and suicidal. Claims to listen to indie bands that no one else has heard...and neither has the fake emo kid.

TRUE EMO KID was most likely emo before this was a stupid fad. May shop at hot topic, but only if they actually like the clothing, not because they think it will make them look cool. Probably classified by friends and others as "emo"...the label is often not self-professed in the case of the true emo kid. Doesn't give a shit whether music is mainstream or not...it just has to be artistic.

by An Unnoticed Musician August 22, 2005

emo hair

Any hair style with longer bangs that are parted to one side or the other; often to the right.

Look at that guy's hot emo hair!

by wakeupinlove March 30, 2005

emo violin

Replace bow with knife.
Replace violin with wrist.
Proceed to saw.


-Emo.

Go play the emo violin, loser.

by Chantaloonars June 29, 2005

emo out

to sit and sulk about ones love life while cranking winey emo music.

Sarah stood up Steve, so Steve decided to go home and emo out.

by steve November 7, 2004

emo jeans

Vacuum-fit jeans that leave no room for a guys' privates to breathe (sometimes cutting off their entire lower-body blood circulation), resembling dark-colored, opaque saran wrap if it were wrapped around one's legs. They are preferred by boys of that kind of style (way of life, fashion, however you wanna patent it), with long, lithe, gamine (did someone say chicken?) legs. Occasionally, you'll see a boy or two with an unusually blessed behind or front, with either of those body parts wanting to pop out of them that you could just swear it would take just one more gait and the thing would rip off just like *snap*.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drooling? Are you looking at that emo kid over there?
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.

by i love second hand smoke March 14, 2005

emo pants

for boys so in other words girl pants......excepionally tight. a wise emo friends once told me....... "crap i dont have my cell phone these freaking girl pants are to tight"!

my friend kailey wears emo pants because he's cool like that!

by ashliey and alex (logan) September 25, 2005

emo brat

Somebody who's emo and claims that their life sucks.
Normally a rich kid who wants attention.
A lot of them pretend to be suicidal.
Writes really bad emo poetry.

Liza is pretending to cut her wrists again. God she's such an emo brat.

by boho hobo September 12, 2006