Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy

K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour

by big frank g March 6, 2021

Bean Cat

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.

Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!

by Scotengus June 17, 2010

Guinea beans

A cute nickname for your pet guinea pig

I love your guinea beans, they’re adorable

by An LGBTQ+ bean January 31, 2020

Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

keen for the bean

Someone desperate for penis

Jenny: I'm so keen for Ron's bean

'That Jenny girl is a hoe; she's keen for the bean'

by Enter generic name here January 8, 2014

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

mad bean

A mad bean is a person who is doing something particularly stupid but also funny

woah rodger just jumped off a house roof with fairy wings on... what a mad bean!

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019