Dutch muffin

when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.

Olivia and n00j

in bed. Dutch muffin stylin

by Mandizzler aka mandac May 9, 2008

Black Muffin

When a girl performs a bowel movement on a guys face while he is eating her ass out.

Dan just got a HUGE black muffin on his face from Tracy! YUM!

by Papa Cox March 4, 2009

thug muffin

A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Muffin By BadBoyHalo

A Song That Is Shit If You Like It Your Fucking Shit And A Adopted Bitch Like Wtf This Is A Lyric Part "Stream With Me Ima Be A E~Boy We Gon Mine I Know I'm A BadBoy"

kid: hey dad have you heard the song muffin by badboyhalo its so good

Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted

by mommysmilkanddaddyswiner November 18, 2021

muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

thug muffin

An ugly low class female who needs to mind her business.

Erika Bankz is a thug muffin.

by dogfaceskank March 29, 2015

Babe Muffin

This is when every girl you meet calls you "babe". Babe Muffin is basically one step below stud muffin. The reason youre a babe muffin and not a stud muffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine BUT youre missing certain requirements to be a stud

1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym

Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!

Girl 1: OmG have you met blake?
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.

by 100percentBEAST April 1, 2013