Dutch muffin

when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.

Olivia and n00j

in bed. Dutch muffin stylin

by Mandizzler aka mandac May 9, 2008

Black Muffin

When a girl performs a bowel movement on a guys face while he is eating her ass out.

Dan just got a HUGE black muffin on his face from Tracy! YUM!

by Papa Cox March 4, 2009

thug muffin

A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Muffin By BadBoyHalo

A Song That Is Shit If You Like It Your Fucking Shit And A Adopted Bitch Like Wtf This Is A Lyric Part "Stream With Me Ima Be A E~Boy We Gon Mine I Know I'm A BadBoy"

kid: hey dad have you heard the song muffin by badboyhalo its so good

Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted

by mommysmilkanddaddyswiner November 18, 2021

crud muffins

An exclamation or ejaculation appropriate for almost any occassion.

Crud muffins! The sheehoo gateway is down yet again!

by _joe October 29, 2004

muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

Funky Muffin

Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all

That gurl over der id one funky muffin! She be gettin up in muh face yesturdayh and i was like gurl please!

by GuppyTiger April 10, 2011