Meat Wheels 

Testicles.

His meat wheels were the size of oranges.

Meat Wheels by LividSock March 12, 2011

Meat Vindy 

Essential food after at day out drinking beer, wines & spirits & watching the Blues at the bridge. Best accompanied with Mateus Rose. Whilst consuming this culinary delight you can discuss the stock market or alternatively which centre forward 'held the ball up well' that day.

Oi mate, ship in a meat vindy. & pour me more Mateus. Now then, did you think Vialli held the ball up well today?

Meat Vindy by Dan Petrescu. September 29, 2004

meat muzzel 

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your meat muzzel and let me talk!

meat muzzel by sawzallkustoms November 11, 2005

meat swede 

Term used to describe somebodies head. The term is only used for individuals who have an abnormally large or fat head. Hence it being a "meaty" head.

(boy crosses a ball in football / soccer)

Rick (Shouts) - Oi Matt - get your Meat Swede on that lad!

meat swede by RickyRocket September 15, 2006

meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.

i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.

meat tenderiser by bolden January 24, 2007

Meat Pie Pumper 

Meat Pie Pumper - where you stick the squirty sauce bottles into your meat pie and fill it with sauce instead of just putting the sauce on the top

pushing the sauce bottle into your meat pie to fill the contents with sauce meakes you a meat pie pumper or shorly known as pie pumper

Meat Pie Pumper by Greg748 January 18, 2009

Meat Basket 

a female's booty

That lady's meat basket is juicy.

Meat Basket by MiZMB August 11, 2009