matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.

What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020

Matt

A homosexual

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"

by Johnathan_Appleman January 15, 2024

Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.

Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?

by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023

Matt Coburn

Some teacher who is really funny, is a huge joke, just makes you laugh out loud with his constant emails and spirit week reminders

Oh, Matt Coburn posted again with his dodgeball announcement or whatever. I'm like, Bro. I DON'T EVEN LIKE DODGEBALL! NO ONE CARES!

by 20209 July 21, 2023

Matt

All Matt's are Dribs.

Do you know Matt?
Ah yet Matt's a fucking drib

by Dan the anti Drib January 14, 2022

Matt T

A Down to earth, humble and exciting friend. Hard worker, wonderful father. Go getter, handsome, intelligent, kind and caring. One of a kind and impossible to replicate. Matt stands out in a crowd because of his good looks, ability to get along with just about anybody and his confidence. Matt T is witty, easy to talk to, book and street smart. Matt T is also intimidating to other men especially when their girlfriends are around. He unknowingly makes guys insecure with his charming ways and inability to keep from impressing the ladies. Matt T is a dedicated family man but is always up for a good time. Matt T takes no sh*t and wiki be the first to confront an iffy situation or shady person. Matt T is amazing.

“Have you seen Matt T? I miss him, he’s the only person that I can be around all the time and never get tired of!”

“Is Matt T in town? I want to link up wit a real one!”

by BrittanyKCarlisle December 20, 2021