Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
The best smelling boy at Advanced Math and Science academy, he loves to use is yellow dream and spread it around the school.
by MATT LOVER (ABBY) June 01, 2023
"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"
by NatsuDK November 19, 2018
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
by ummokaymatt May 25, 2018
Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.
by Linden Lover December 16, 2013
A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022